“Ma’am, you see, the thing about the baby-doll is this…” a polite, yet very concerned and very serious-looking Security Guard said to me as we entered the Georgia O’Keeffe Museum. “We don’t want her throwing it at any of the artwork.”
“Is the baby-doll okay if I hold her like this?” I asked, as I tucked the baby-doll safely under my arm and patted her hard plastic head.
“Oh, of course. That would be fine.” Situation assessed. Threat neutralized.
The puppy, of course, posed no threat.
Don’t tell Puppy. It would only hurt his feelings.
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