“Hey, that woman from House is on my Xbox game! You know…she’s that one that is a brunette and was a blonde. Er, I mean, she was a brunette, and now she’s a blonde? Anyway…she’s on here! I can’t remember her name.”
“Cameron? Cameron is on your game?”
“Yeah, that one.”
“What does she play? Who is she?”
“I don’t know. She was telling me something important, but I couldn’t focus. I just kept thinking about how she is on House, and how much better she looks as a brunette.”
“Wasn’t that the tutorial? Aren’t you supposed to pay attention to those?”
“Yeah, but I hate the tutorials…there’s just too much dialogue.”
I’m not surprised. This is a man who will talk through an entire episode of whatever I’m watching, completely oblivious to the fact that the conversations on the screen are kind of important to the plot.
He thinks I get worked up over the silliest things, and I think he’s lucky he’s cute.


I hate tutorials, too. I always fall asleep halfway through. And yeah, Cameron kinda looks creepy with the blonde hair. She was hot stuff as a brunette. I sound like a guy, don’t I.
Speaking of House, I’m finally all caught up with the new season. I love him. I really, truly do.