“Claire would you like some ice cream?”
“Ice cream? No…I want ice CREEK! Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha! I said, ‘ice CREEK!’ not ‘ice CREAM!’ HA HA HA ICE CREEK!! I made a JOKE!”
Ladies and gentlemen, she’ll be here all week. Reserve your seats today!


I’d like a 1 o’clock booking for the show. How about on a nearby bench? Or near the ice creek?
We still have spots available! (And, don’t forget to tip your waitstaff!)
Thanks for lemon water out the nose! Ha,ha. It only works if you’re the straight man.
Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, watch out!
At certain times of the day, this would have me rolling on the floor.