“What are you doing, Momma??”
“Where are my sandals, Claire? Can you get them for me please? I’ve gotta hurry. I’m trying to get these Thank Yous in the mail before the mailman gets here. He’ll be here soon, and I have to beat him.”
“What!? Why!? It’s not good to hit, Momma! I don’t want you to beat the mailman!”
“Oh, Sweetie! I’m not going to hit the mailman. I’m not going to beat him like that…I meant I’m going to try to get to the mailbox before he gets there.”
“Why? Is he going to try to hurt you? Are you going to beat him? You said it’s not good to hit, Momma.”
*sigh* “You’re right, Claire. It’s not good to hit. Don’t worry…I’m not going to beat the mailman.”
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Some mailmen enjoy a good whalloping from a sexy woman in sandals… or so I’ve heard.
You and Claire always start my day off with a chuckle!
Some things just cannot be explained to a toddler! That’s funny.
Tots are so literal! I love this quote.