One of our friends forwarded us a funny email. This makes me laugh, so I decided to share!
Honestly, I haven’t fielded many complaints about our pets, but if we ever have to, here is a handy list. 
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:1. They live here. You don’t.
2. If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That’s why they call it ‘fur’niture..)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons who are
short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.
sent to your Email
As a pet owner I can attest to this!
I’m sending this to my mom. She and my aunt have an on-going battle about my aunt’s pets. I think this should put it in perspective.
I agree!
Okay, that’s good fur..niture..he-he.
I have leather furniture. I think everyone with hairy children should get leather furniture. It’s win-win
Here is the rest of the poem:
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. eat less
2. don’t ask for money all the time
3. are easier to train
4. normally come when called
5. never ask to drive the car
6. don’t hang out with drug-using people
7. don’t smoke or drink
8. don’t want to wear your clothes
9. don’t have to buy the latest fashions
10. don’t need a gazillion dollars for college
AND FINALLY
11. if they get pregnant you can sell their children