My Paisley Secret

I want to share a funny thing that happened to me yesterday. See the above Instagram?

This is Claire’s shirt. It’s new. We dig it. She decided to wear it to school yesterday.  Granted, in real life, the colors are softer.  We liked the bold filter on Instagram, so that’s why it looks like that.  Still…it’s paisley.  Very Paisley.

Anyway, I was emailing back and forth with a mom of one of Claire’s classmates. We’ve been friends for over a year, so we can joke around with each other. Well, in the email, she said that she wanted me to know about the “filthy talk” my daughter said to her this morning before school.

I braced myself!

My friend had complimented Claire’s shirt, the one in the photo above. Claire thanked her and then proceeded to tell my friend that IT MATCHED MY BRA, but that Mom’s bra is PINK PAISLEY! The exact paisley, but in PINK!

Not only is that completely true, it’s embarrassingly hysterical. (This isn’t the first time my daughter has aired my personal habits for all to see…)

It’s true:  My secrets aren’t safe…and neither are Victoria’s.