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She’s got it all figured out.

I was picking Claire up from an impromptu playdate when her tears started. I’d needed an extra set of child-watching hands, and my friend had provided them. I’d done the same for her little boy on occasion, so it all worked out.

“I don’t want to leave!” Claire cried. “I want to stay forEVER.”

The tears were enough to break your heart, but I’d learned a long time ago not to take these things personally.  I am so fortunate to be surrounded by people she enjoys.

“Oh, sweetie. If we don’t leave, we can’t come back!” I resorted to my old stand-by. It won’t be long before this doesn’t work anymore.

But, it seemed to do the trick. The tears were stopping.

“I know!” she said, wiping her face with her hand. “I can live HERE! Then, I won’t HAVE to go home, because I’ll already be here!”

“Oh, sweetie. We would miss you so much, and the kitties would be so sad.  Poor Merlin and Jasper,” I said, trying not to laugh. “Plus, what would Grandma and Papa say if they came to visit, and you weren’t there?”

“Duh, Momma,” she said matter-of-factly. “We can make them a map!”

Do I tell her that I’ve been crazy for years?

“I’m doing that to try to make you crazy,” she said to me.

I had to laugh at the pure sincerity of it all.
I love the honesty of 4-year olds.

You’ll notice he didn’t question the fact that I communicated with the aliens.

Setting the scene: The temperature outside is hovering around 3-degrees Fahrenheit. It’s after midnight.  We are snuggled in bed. The house is dark.  All of a sudden, there is a loud motor-like noise outside.

Him, mumbling under the covers: What is that noise?

Me, yanked from the verge of slumber by his question: It’s the aliens. They’ve come to get you. I told them where you’d be tonight.

Him: But it’s so cold outside. I thought it would be hot when they came for me.

Me: Space is cold. Space is a very, very cold place.

Him: True. But, you’d think their engines would warm it up a bit. I hope it’s warm in the Mothership.

The preschooler is starting to know too much.

Daddy, Momma and Claire are at a local big-box store buying the newest car seat (booster) for Claire.  While there, we notice that they have children’s clothing on sale.  The sale applies to two items purchased.  After this latest growth spurt, and turn in the weather, Claire is due for some new clothes.

Claire is immediately drawn to a shirt, so we put it in the cart.  While trying to find our second item of clothing to apply for the sale, we’re flipping through the accompanying pants.  Claire finds one she loves.  Oddly enough, it doesn’t really match the shirt.  (Why are they even on this rack?  Who knows…)

Far be it from me to run a fashion show every day, but still…we wanted to steer her toward the matching pants.

“Oh, Claire.  I don’t see your size,” Daddy says with a quick wink to me.  “You need a 3T, and I just don’t see that on the rack.  Here!  Let’s see if they have your size in this other style,” he says, pointing her in the direction of the other matching pants.

“I don’t like those, Daddy,” Claire says as she’s looking through the ones she does like.  She’s flipping through them like a pro.  Click, click, click.  “But, look!  Look, Daddy!  They do have my size!” she screeches.

She runs over to us with a pair of pants in her hands.

“See!  They’re a THREE TEE!  See?  That’s a THREE.  That’s a TEE.  THREE TEE.”

Yes, she’s found a 3T on the rack.  All by herself.  So, into the cart it went.

Our forms of trickery will need to evolve or fall by the wayside.  The preschooler is starting to know too much.

Remembering to bring your smile

Yesterday was Claire’s very first “School Picture Day” session. She had her photo taken in her preschool class by a professional photographer, and I wasn’t there. I couldn’t obsess over whether or not her hair was straight or her dress was just right.

Surprisingly, I’m okay with all this. In fact, I was glad to let someone else handle the chaos. I’m getting the hang of this whole Baby Steps thing.

When I picked her up yesterday, I asked how it went.

“I’m SO GLAD I remembered to bring my smile, Momma! I’m SO GLAD I remembered it…because it was picture day, and I needed it!”

:)

Reverse Psychology is just another name for Trickery, and I’m okay with that.

“Claire…” I say, looking at the clock. “Do you know what time it is?”

“No……..” she says slyly. She knows what time it is.

“Claire, it’s time for you to go mow the yard!”

“No, it’s not!” she screams, bursting into laughter.

“It’s time for you to go wash the car?”

“No, it’s not!” she screeches again.

“I know! It’s time for you to do all the laundry!”

“No!” she says again with a smile. “It’s time for me to go to bed!”

“It is?” I say with mock incredulity. “What? Are you sure?”

“Yes! It’s time for me to go to bed!”

“Well, that’s a great idea, Claire!”

It’s hard to resist a suggestion you came up with all on your own, wouldn’t you say? ;)

Does it smell orange in here to you?

Clown Nose Claire

“Momma Clown?”

“Yes, Baby Clown?”

“Momma Clown, I can’t breathe!”

“Well, breathe through your mouth, Baby Clown.”

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”

This is the Clown Nose Claire got from the Behind the Scenes Adventure with the Cirque du Soleil Kooza Crew. Oh, and…I never know who/what she’s pretending to be until she calls me the Momma version of it…luckily that almost always happens at the beginning of the skit. :)

I have a secret!

Okay, I don’t have a secret.  Claire told me she had a secret.

I was looking through some things I’d written down a few months ago, and this is what I found. (Yes, she’s been telling me “secrets” for a while now…)

Claire told me she had a secret, and this is what she said:

I have a secret! I have a secret to tell your ear. I love you more than butterflies. I love you more than the Sleeping Beauty Book you wouldn’t let me get at King Sooper’s.

And if that’s not true love, I don’t know what is… :)

It really does taste like chicken.

We always have a variety of lunch meats in the fridge. We’re careful not to open more than one package at a time, so as to reduce spoilage, but it’s always fun to see what’s up next on the food docket. Yesterday, we used the last of the turkey, and this morning, I noticed that my husband had opened the chicken. I love this one!

Claire was watching me get some out of the container.

“I don’t want turkey today, Momma,” she said.

“This isn’t turkey, Claire. It’s chicken!”

“Chicken? It looks like turkey.”

“I know it looks kinda like the turkey, but it’s not. It’s actually chicken. You’ve had it before and liked it. Here, try some.”

“Well, what does it taste like, Momma?”

“It tastes like chicken!” I said with a little too much enthusiasm. I love stumbling into random situations that require the usage of such cliche phrases.

She didn’t understand why I couldn’t stop laughing. :)

I’m not falling for her tricks

Claire is asking to do something crazy.  This isn’t entirely out of character. In fact, she asks to do crazy stuff all day long.  I actually let her do some (okay, most…) of the crazy stuff, but I have to use my judgment.

“Momma? Can I have Maple Syrup on my Goldfishies?”

“Uh, no.”

“Momma? Can I give Puppy a bath in the sink?”

“Uh, no.”

“Momma? Can I put real milk in this cup for Daisy?”

“Uh, no.”

These are just snippets of the conversations, but you get the idea. Normally, she follows up with an inquisition as to why she can’t do whatever she’s asked to do, and I give her good, solid answers. I usually follow it up with a good idea for something she can do instead.

But, we’ve reached a new stage in the game.

“Hey!” Claire screeches with that mischievous glint in her eye. “I have an idea!!

Oh, this is gonna be good…I wonder what it is this time?

“Why don’t I say, “No!” and you say “YES!!”

I give her points for creativity and the usage of reverse psychology, but I’m not falling for her tricks. :)